Thursday, February 26, 2009

Wilbilly definition addendum


90% of all Willbillies have dogs. Wilbilly Rule #24: "dogs is fer outside, peoples is fer inside." A Wilbilly never lets their dog inside. A Wilbilly never walks their dog. A Wilbilly never cleans up after their dog. A Wilbilly lets their dog bark incessantly day and night. A Wilbilly cannot understand why a barking dog might annoy their neighbors.

2 comments:

Wilbilly? Shore 'nuff said...

Why is this blog not being updated, like, every single minute?

Anonymous said...

Is this blog about the family that lives at 732 Park Avenue?